me nd my john green

redgowans:

me: bb ur hands are fuckn boring
him: that me book

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

(Source : littlemusicalwitch)

"What would I give for a playboy who couldn’t keep it in his pants, and who runs through women? What I have is a son who shows no interest in them. What you do at night with your boys, after your show of skirt-chasing, is a disgrace."

(Source : surelyschurrle)

dreamy-mystere:

alternative version

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source : whiteboyfriend)

tom-nippleston:

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face

I did imagine it.

And it was HILARIOUS

(Source : imagineyouricon)

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

alwaysalwaysalwaysthesea:

Dang, Ede.
(from Parole Chicago, ep. 8 “Zwei Eisen im Feuer”)

alwaysalwaysalwaysthesea:

Dang, Ede.

(from Parole Chicago, ep. 8 “Zwei Eisen im Feuer”)

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source : saladfanclub)

(Source : mycroftly)

(Source : nyaa)

(Source : fuckshitpissdick)


No, because a lot of people are going to die, Emma. And we have to make sure to stop that dream from happening, okay? That’s why I broke the cello; something bad is going to happen.

No, because a lot of people are going to die, Emma. And we have to make sure to stop that dream from happening, okay? That’s why I broke the cello; something bad is going to happen.

(Source : shipsabound)

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone